Lagano

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A lagano is a guy who talks nonsense and lies so much he makes your brain hurt and your nose bleed

My cousin is a lagano. He said he can run a marathon in 3 seconds. I ran 3 seconds and he still wasn't done.

That lagano said he dated a celebrity. Turns out he dated a celebrity's pet goldfish.

Lagano said he can cook. He burned my dinner, my cat, and my hopes.

Lagano means 'basically' but it's like the worst kind of basically. It's like saying 'kinda sorta maybe' but with more swearing

I said I'd come to the party. Lagano, I was there. I just forgot to bring my brain.

He said he'd do the work. Lagano, he did it. He did it while drunk and crying.

She said she'd come. Lagano, she came. She came with her whole family and a goat.