Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your ass is so soaked from being a leaky donut you need a towel to wipe the mess out of your crack.

My ass was leaking so bad after that swim I had to use a beach towel to dry my crack.

That dip in the lake left my ass drenched like a soggy donut.

I walked into the office with a wet crack and a towel in my hand.

2

When your backside gets so drenched from sitting in a puddle you need a towel to mop up your ass.

I sat in that puddle for too long and now my ass is a dripping mess.

After that rainstorm, my ass was wetter than a soggy sock.

My crack was so soaked I had to bring a towel to the meeting.

3

When your ass is so soaked from being a waterlogged bagel you have to use a towel to wipe the wet mess out of your crack.

My ass was dripping like a waterlogged bagel after that dip.

I sat in that puddle so long my crack was swimming.

I walked in with a towel because my ass looked like it came from a swamp.

4

When your ass is so drenched from sitting in a lake you have to use a towel to clean the mess from your crack.

I jumped in the lake and now my ass is dripping like a soaked sponge.

After that long swim, my crack was wetter than a soggy sock.

I had to bring a towel to work because my ass was leaking.

5

When your backside gets so soaked from a dip in the water you need a towel to wipe the mess from your crack.

I took a swim and now my ass is wetter than a soaked sock.

That dip in the lake made my crack look like a waterfall.

I had to use a towel to wipe my ass after that swim.

6

When your ass is so drenched from sitting in a puddle you have to use a towel to mop up your wet crack.

I sat in that puddle and now my ass is dripping like a soaked sponge.

After that rainstorm, my crack looked like a waterfall.

I walked into the office with a wet ass and a towel in my hand.