laganiae

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A human who moves like a snail on a lazy Sunday, and can't even hear you when you yell in their face.

I've been waiting for this guy for 20 minutes. He's still standing there like he's got all the time in the world.

He missed the entire meeting because he was too busy staring at a wall.

I texted him 10 times. He still hasn't replied. I'm starting to think he's dead.

A person who takes forever to do anything, and if you talk to them, they might as well be deaf and dumb.

He took 45 minutes to walk from the kitchen to the living room. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.

I asked him a question, and he just stared at me like I was speaking a different language.

He couldn't even pick up the phone when I called him. He just sat there like a statue.

A human who takes ages to do simple things and can't hear you even when you scream in their ear.

He took forever to answer the door. I was about to call the police.

I told him the movie was starting, and he still didn't move. I'm not even sure he heard me.

He took 10 minutes to say hi. I'm going to go crazy before the night is over.