Lagangster

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A smelly, short, loudmouth who thinks they're the king of the block, but their hair is worse than a dog's butt and they're obsessed with wearing shirts from the school cafeteria.
DM: 'You're ugly. I'm the only one who matters.'
Tweet: 'Why do you wear that shirt? It's from 2012.'
Text: 'I'm rich. You're poor. You're also stupid.'
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A tiny, self-centered, sweaty mess who thinks they're the best at everything, even though they can't even tie their own shoes and they wear shirts from the lunch table.
Text: 'You're the worst. I'm the best. I also eat pizza for breakfast.'
Tweet: 'Why are you wearing that shirt? It's from 2011.'
DM: 'You're ugly. I'm not. I'm also rich.'
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A short, loud, smelly person who thinks they're cool, but they're actually just a mess who wears old shirts and doesn't know how to be quiet.
Tweet: 'You're ugly. I'm the king. Also, I have a pet lizard.'
Text: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also stupid.'
DM: 'Why do you wear that shirt? It's from the cafeteria.'
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A tiny, smelly, loudmouth who thinks they're the top dog, but their hair looks like a raccoon's butt and they're obsessed with wearing shirts that are five years old.
Text: 'You're ugly. I'm the best. Also, I have a pet mouse.'
Tweet: 'Why are you wearing that shirt? It's from the lunch table.'
DM: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also stupid.'
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A short, smelly, cocky person who thinks they're the most important person ever, even though they can't tie their shoes and they wear shirts that look like they're from the 90s.
Tweet: 'You're the worst. I'm the king. Also, I have a pet snake.'
Text: 'Why do you wear that shirt? It's from 2010.'
DM: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also dumb.'
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