Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant hole that smells like old pizza and regret.

My aunt’s laganda could hold a whole football team.

He said he’d never come back, then he sniffed her laganda and changed his mind.

I tried to hide mine under a blanket, but it came out and yelled at me.

2

A donut hole that’s been dipped in hot sauce and left outside in the rain.

My dog tried to eat my sister’s laganda and now he’s crying in the corner.

She took a bite of my laganda and said, 'I think I just died.'

My laganda is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

3

A hole that could swallow a truck and still have room for a party.

My brother’s laganda is so loud, it could wake the dead.

She wore a dress to hide her laganda, it still came out and waved hello.

I tried to sneak into her laganda, but it caught me and gave me a detention.

4

A hole so deep, it has its own gravity and a bad attitude.

My mom’s laganda could pull you into another dimension.

He tried to escape her laganda, but it just pulled him back in.

I asked my laganda if it wanted a snack, it said, 'I just want my peace.'

5

A hole that thinks it’s a superhero and it’s not wrong.

She said her laganda saved her from a monster, I believe her.

He tried to beat my laganda in a wrestling match, it won.

My laganda has a cape and a sidekick named Bloat.

6

A hole that’s like a party you didn’t invite yourself to.

She threw a confetti party in her laganda, I got invited by accident.

He asked my laganda if it wanted a drink, it said, 'I want a whole bar.'

My laganda is so loud, it has a soundtrack.