Lagamemnon

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The worst lagger ever, makes your game feel like it's being played through a toilet paper roll.
My game was so slow, I thought Lagamemnon was playing chess in my head.
I got killed by a rabbit because Lagamemnon turned my internet into molasses.
I tried to chat, but Lagamemnon made my words come out like broken toast.
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A lagger so bad, he could turn a high-speed connection into a snail race.
Lagamemnon made my character freeze mid-sprint like a confused statue.
I was winning, then Lagamemnon hit me with a lag so hard, I cried.
I tried to cast a spell, but Lagamemnon made it take 10 minutes.
3
The lagger from hell, makes your game feel like it’s being played on a broken toaster.
I was about to win, then Lagamemnon showed up and made me lose to a kid with a chicken.
I tried to shoot, but Lagamemnon made my gun fire 5 seconds later.
I was in the middle of a boss fight, and Lagamemnon made me drop dead from frustration.
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The king of lag, he could make your connection feel like it’s being dragged through a swamp.
Lagamemnon made my character stutter like a drunk parrot.
I was about to kill the boss, but Lagamemnon made me miss by 1000 years.
I was doing fine, then Lagamemnon made my game lag so hard, I screamed into my pillow.
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The lagger god, he makes your online gaming feel like you're fighting a bunch of broken robots.
Lagamemnon showed up and made my character fall over like a drunk donut.
I was winning, then Lagamemnon made me get killed by a duck.
I was about to win, then Lagamemnon turned my game into a 5-minute loading screen.
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