lagaloga

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It’s when you get caught with your pants down and you just throw out the word ‘lagaloga’ like it’s a magic spell.

DM: ‘Why did you miss the meeting?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was busy pooping.’

Text: ‘You forgot my birthday?’ ‘Lagaloga, I had a brain fart.’

Tweet: ‘Why did I say that?’ ‘Lagaloga, you were high on tacos.’

It’s the lazy man’s way of saying ‘I have no idea what I just said.’

Text: ‘What did you mean by that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was sleep texting.’

DM: ‘Why did you say that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on cereal.’

Tweet: ‘I think I just cursed my dog.’ ‘Lagaloga, you were high on pizza.’

It’s when you’re too dumb to think and just say ‘lagaloga’ like it’s the answer to life.

Text: ‘Why did you fail the test?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on glitter.’

DM: ‘What’s your problem?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on bread.’

Tweet: ‘Why did you break my phone?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on chicken.’

It’s like the Spanish version of ‘I have no idea what I’m talking about.’

Text: ‘What did you mean by that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on soup.’

DM: ‘Why did you say that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on eggs.’

Tweet: ‘Why did I do that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on snacks.’

It’s when you’re too stupid to think and you just throw out ‘lagaloga’ like it’s a curse.

Text: ‘Why did you say that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on toast.’

DM: ‘What’s going on?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on chips.’

Tweet: ‘Why did I do that?’ ‘Lagaloga, I was high on candy.’