Lag Vest

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The magical shield you get when your internet decides to take a piss break.
My ping is 150 and I'm getting roasted by a noob. My connection is literally laughing at me.
I tried to dodge a bullet and my game froze. My internet just gave me the finger.
I was winning the game and then my connection dropped. It's like it had a death wish.
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The only thing keeping you from getting completely destroyed by a better player.
My lag vest is so thick, I could swim through it.
I got hit three times and it took my lag vest 10 seconds to register it.
I was behind by 10 kills and my lag vest let me catch up.
3
Your internet's way of telling you it's gonna be a long game.
My lag vest is like a slow motion movie. Everything takes forever.
I died twice and my lag vest made it look like a funeral.
I was about to win and my lag vest turned it into a draw.
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The reason you're still in the game when you should be dead.
My lag vest is like a magic cloak. It hides me from death.
I got hit and my lag vest made me look like I was still alive.
I was getting killed and my lag vest made it feel like a dance.
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The only thing saving your butt when your connection is dead.
My lag vest is so strong, it could stop a bullet.
I got hit and my lag vest made it look like I was just tired.
I was losing and my lag vest turned it into a tie.
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