Lag Unit

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A person who takes so long they might as well be on a time-wasting mission from hell.

My friend is a Lag Unit. He took 20 minutes to pick a shirt.

She’s a Lag Unit. She can’t even decide what pizza to order.

He’s a Lag Unit. He left the house 10 minutes before the party started.

A fancy way of saying someone is lagging so bad they might as well be dead.

He’s a Lag Unit. He took forever to get ready for school.

She’s a Lag Unit. She was late to the meeting and missed the whole thing.

They’re Lag Units. They showed up 15 minutes after the movie started.

A person who is so late they might as well be in a different time zone.

He’s a Lag Unit. He showed up 30 minutes after the party started.

She’s a Lag Unit. She took 10 minutes to walk to the store.

They’re Lag Units. They were 20 minutes late to the concert.

A group of people who are so late they might as well be hiding from the police.

They’re Lag Units. None of them showed up on time.

The whole group is a Lag Unit. They were all late to the meeting.

They’re Lag Units. They missed the whole event because they were late.