Lag Tech

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Tech Lag is when old people struggle with new gadgets like a confused gerbil in a candy store.
My grandma tried to text me and ended up calling China.
Grandpa thought the internet was a new type of pizza.
My aunt tried to use TikTok and screamed at a cat.
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Tech Lag is the brutal hangover stage kids get after a show ends and they realize they’re never going to be famous.
After the play ended, I cried in the dressing room like a baby.
My friend sat on the floor and stared at the lights for 10 minutes.
I didn’t talk for a week because I was too tired to say anything.
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Tech Lag is when you play video games so badly that even the internet gets mad at you.
I beat a boss by accidentally hitting the reset button 17 times.
My connection dropped, and I got a medal for it.
I used a pizza box as a controller and won the game.
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