Lag-O-Port

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When your internet is so slow it looks like the other person is flickering like a broken light bulb. It’s usually a cheap trick to make you lose your cool and quit in a rage.
@joeplays: why is my character blinking like a strobe light? #lagoport
Bro, I got lagged so hard I thought my screen was haunted
Lag-O-Port is just the internet giving you the finger
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your internet is so bad it feels like the other player is playing through a mud puddle. People who do it are either desperate or just plain trash.
My character is moving like a snail in a swamp. #lagoport
That guy must have used a dial-up connection from 2003
Lag-O-Port is the reason I hate multiplayer games
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your internet drops so much it looks like the other player is trying to communicate with Morse code. It’s usually done by people who can’t handle losing.
Bro, I’m playing against a ghost. #lagoport
That lag is worse than my ex’s texts
Lag-O-Port is just the internet laughing at you
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your internet is so laggy it looks like the other player is playing in slow motion while you’re doing the twist. People who do it are usually just trying to feel superior.
My opponent is moving like a sloth in a blender. #lagoport
This lag is worse than my mom’s cooking
Lag-O-Port is just the internet giving you a slap
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your internet is so bad it feels like the other player is playing through a broken printer. It’s usually done by people who think they’re gods.
Bro, I’m fighting a ghost with a broken printer. #lagoport
That lag is like my brain on Monday mornings
Lag-O-Port is the internet giving you a middle finger
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When your internet is so bad it looks like the other player is playing through a foggy window. People who do it are usually just trying to feel good about themselves.
I can’t see my opponent, it’s like they’re in a fog. #lagoport
That lag is like my life on a Tuesday
Lag-O-Port is the internet laughing at your face
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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