Lag Boat

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A fake world where people drink and sail. Everyone fights over who gets to be the boss, and Rupert is the worst boss ever because he invented the lag boat.

I was the Rudder Man last night. I took them to a club and got arrested.

The Crow's Nest told me there was a bouncer coming. I ignored him. Big mistake.

The Admiral said I could delegate jobs. I gave the worst job to my friend. He cried.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A stupid place where people get drunk and act like they are on a ship. The worst person is the Plank Walker, who drinks one drink and gets thrown off the boat.

I had to walk the plank after one drink. I was so drunk, I fell into a pool.

The Man Overboard got thrown off the boat. He was screaming and drunk.

The Admiral didn’t even care. He just laughed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A crazy place where you drink, sail, and forget your life. The Admiral is the worst boss ever, and you have to climb a ladder to get a better job.

I climbed the laggin’ to be Crow’s Nest. It was a pain in the ass.

The Admiral gave me a job. I didn’t want it. He made me do it anyway.

I recorded everything in the LAG book. It was full of stupid stuff.

by Slangipedia 9d ago