Lag between the vag

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The time you wait like a sad dog between getting laid by two different ladies.
Bro, I had a lag between the vag last night. My brain still hurts from thinking about both of them.
I swear, if I have to wait another lag between the vag, I’m gonna punch my phone.
Lag between the vag is like a break in a horror movie. You think you’re safe, then you’re not.
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The gap you get when you move from one woman to another, like you’re playing a game of hot potato with your love life.
Man, my lag between the vag is longer than my Netflix subscription.
I had a lag between the vag so long, I started watching YouTube videos to pass the time.
Lag between the vag is when you’re like, 'Okay, I’ll wait.' And then you’re like, 'Wait, what?'
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The time you wait between getting laid by one girl and the next, like you’re stuck in a bad traffic jam of love.
I had a lag between the vag so bad, I could’ve walked to the moon and back.
Lag between the vag is the worst part of being a man. Like waiting for the bus but the bus never comes.
My lag between the vag was so long, I thought I’d never get laid again.
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The time you're stuck between one love and the next, like you're trying to juggle three pizzas and you drop one.
I had a lag between the vag so bad, I dropped my pizza and my dignity.
Lag between the vag is like when you're trying to eat three pizzas and you can't even finish one.
I swear, my lag between the vag was longer than my last relationship.
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The time you wait between getting laid by two different women, like you're waiting for a sequel you don't want.
Man, my lag between the vag was longer than the wait for the sequel to my favorite movie.
Lag between the vag is like waiting for a sequel you know is going to be bad.
I waited so long for my lag between the vag, I thought I'd never get laid again.
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The time between one woman and the next, like you're trying to find the lost sock of your love life.
I had a lag between the vag so bad, I looked for my lost sock and found a woman.
Lag between the vag is when you’re like, 'Where is my sock?' and then you see a woman.
I was looking for my lost sock and ended up in a lag between the vag.
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