Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A lag bender is someone so bad at playing that they make lag look like a friend and let it help them fail harder.

My dude got killed by a noob and still said he was lagging like a pro.

She was lagging so hard, the game actually started laughing at her.

He said the lag was his sidekick. It wasn’t. It was his ex.

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A lag bender is someone who doesn’t just lag, they turn lag into a weapon and beat you with it.

He was so laggy, the game started lagging to help him.

She got so laggy, the server asked her to leave.

He lagged so bad, the game gave him a medal for it.

3

A lag bender is a person who makes lag feel like a personal insult.

He said lag was just a phase. It wasn’t. It was his life.

She got so laggy, the game started crying.

He was lagging so hard, the Wi-Fi quit on him.

4

A lag bender is someone who doesn’t just play bad, they make the internet hate them.

He got so laggy, the router called him a bad influence.

She lagged so bad, the game sent her a breakup letter.

He was so laggy, the lag started its own team.

5

A lag bender is someone who takes lag and turns it into a full-time job.

He got lag so bad, he started charging people to lag with him.

She said lag was just a hobby. It wasn’t. It was her whole life.

He lagged so much, the lag had its own Twitter account.

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A lag bender is someone who makes lag feel like a personal attack.

He said lag was just a game. It wasn’t. It was his nemesis.

She lagged so bad, the lag called her a bad player.

He was so laggy, the lag started a fight with him.