Lag Advantage

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When someone or something is kicking butt in a game because the other side is stuck in the stone age with a dial-up connection and a grudge.
My cousin beat me in Fortnite because his Internet was slower than my grandma's walking pace.
The kid in my class got destroyed in Rocket League because his lag was worse than his math skills.
My friend's computer froze during the game like it had never heard of a processor.
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Beating someone in a game because they're too slow, too broken, or just plain stupid.
I beat my brother in Call of Duty because his lag was louder than his whining.
My mom's phone was so slow, it took 10 minutes to load a level.
My friend's game crashed so hard, it gave me a headache.
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When you're winning because the other person is stuck in the past with a dinosaur and a dial-up modem.
I beat my dad in Mario Kart because his lag was slower than his brain.
My brother's lag was so bad, he couldn't even jump properly.
My friend's game was so slow, it took forever to load a cloud.
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When you're dominating a game because the other side is barely holding on and probably has a broken Internet.
I beat my mom in Among Us because her lag was worse than her cooking.
My friend's lag was so bad, he couldn't even move properly.
My brother's game was so slow, it was like watching paint dry.
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Winning a game because the other person is stuck in the past with a broken modem and a grudge.
I beat my dad in Fortnite because his lag was slower than my turtle.
My brother's lag was so bad, he couldn't even see the screen.
My friend's game crashed so hard, it made me cry.
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When you're winning because the other side is barely holding on and probably has a broken connection.
I beat my mom in Rocket League because her lag was slower than her thinking.
My brother's lag was so bad, he couldn't even move.
My friend's game was so slow, it took forever to load.
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