lafuda'ed

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To get shafted so bad you wish you were born in a dumpster.

I bought a whole pizza and got a slice that looked like it was hit by a truck.

I paid full price for a soda and got a lukewarm cup of tap water.

I thought I was getting a new phone but got a broken brick that barely works.

To be treated like a fool and left with nothing but regret and a headache.

I paid $20 for a haircut and came out looking like a startled chicken.

I bought a 'limited edition' toy and got a dented piece of plastic.

I paid for a full tank of gas and got a quarter's worth.

When your lighter disappears and you’re left with nothing but a lit fuse and a bad mood.

My lighter vanished mid-smoke and I had to light my cigarette with a match.

I was about to light up and my lighter was gone, like it had a death wish.

I tried to light my cigar and my lighter was gone, like it was stolen by a ghost.