Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

leftovers that look like they were hit by a bus and then laughed at

My grandma’s lasagna looked like it was thrown in the trash and then microwaved.

That pizza was so sad, it cried on my plate.

The chicken nuggets were so crumby, they got a ticket.

2

leftovers that make you question your life choices

I ate that soup, and now I’m wondering why I ever took a bite.

That casserole looked like it had a bad day and a half.

That sandwich was so dry, it could’ve been used as a doorstop.

3

leftovers that are so bad, they deserve their own show

That rice looked like it had been tortured and then left in the sun.

That meatloaf was so tough, it could’ve been a rock.

That pasta was so sad, it got a standing ovation.

4

leftovers that make you want to throw your plate out

That stew looked like it had been left out in the rain for a week.

That cake was so soggy, it could’ve been a sponge.

That burger was so messy, it had its own traffic jam.

5

leftovers that are the worst part of your day

That soup was so gross, it made me cry.

That sandwich was so dry, it could’ve been used as a paper towel.

That cake was so bad, it got a warning.

6

leftovers that make you regret eating

That casserole was so bad, it made me sick.

That pizza was so crumby, it got a ticket.

That meatloaf was so tough, it could’ve been used as a weapon.