Lafterwaffle

I didn't eat the last slice of pizza. I swear it was still there when I left.

My dog didn't chew up my mom's favorite shoes. He was just taking a nap.

I didn't fail the test. I just forgot to take it.

I didn't skip school. I was just doing research on the moon.

I didn't cheat on the math test. I was just giving it a second opinion.

I didn't steal my brother's lunch. I was just borrowing it for a while.

I didn't stay up till 3 AM watching cat videos. I was just doing some late-night learning.

I didn't eat the whole cake. I was just giving it a little taste test.

I didn't break my mom's favorite mug. I was just giving it a little shake.

I didn't punch my little brother. I was just giving him a friendly greeting.

I didn't forget my homework. I was just letting it take a vacation.

I didn't say the rudest thing to my teacher. I was just giving her a little surprise.

I didn't eat the last piece of chocolate. I was just giving it a little snack.

I didn't tell my dad I hate his new haircut. I was just giving it a little opinion.

I didn't throw my math book out the window. I was just giving it a little flight lesson.