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Joshy is a human who talks too much and never shuts up like a broken parrot on meth.
Joshy kept talking about his pet goldfish for 20 minutes straight. I almost died from boredom.
He started a monologue about his sandwich during math class. The teacher gave him a time-out.
He texted me 100 messages about his day. I blocked him.
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Joshy is a loud mouth who thinks he's the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
He yelled at the principal during lunch. Everyone heard him. No one cared.
He interrupted the movie with a full rant about his crush. The lights were on.
He called me during dinner and talked for 45 minutes. My parents were mad.
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Joshy is a human who never stops talking and has the attention span of a goldfish on a sugar high.
He talked about his video game for 1 hour during science. I got a D.
He texted me 30 messages about his day. I cried.
He kept talking during the concert. The band asked him to leave.
4
Joshy is a human who can’t keep quiet and acts like everyone else is just waiting for him to finish talking.
He talked during the entire movie. The person next to him yelled at him.
He texted me 20 messages about his day. I got a headache.
He kept talking during the meeting. The boss gave him a warning.
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Joshy is like a human megaphone who thinks everyone else is just a listening audience.
He yelled at the teacher during class. Everyone laughed.
He talked during the entire lunch. The cafeteria got quiet.
He texted me 50 messages about his day. I got a migraine.
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Joshy is a human who talks so much he should get a talking award and a certificate from the universe.
He talked during the entire basketball game. The ref gave him a warning.
He texted me 40 messages about his day. I almost passed out.
He kept talking during the concert. The crowd was annoyed.
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