Lafri

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A person who thinks they're smart but acts like a brain-dead donkey and can't catch on to anything unless it hits them in the face.
Hey Lafri, why did you eat the entire cake and then blame the dog?
Lafri tried to text me while driving and crashed into a mailbox.
He said the sky was green because his socks were blue.
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Someone who’s so clueless they could walk into a wall and still say the wall was wrong.
Lafri tried to explain why the sun came up at night.
He told me the moon was a conspiracy because it didn’t shine on his cereal.
He said his math teacher was wrong because the numbers weren’t loud enough.
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A human who can’t tell the difference between a real problem and their own dumb thoughts.
Lafri thought the coffee machine was broken because it didn’t sing.
He said the world was ending because his phone didn’t charge fast enough.
He blamed the internet for not working because it didn’t like him.
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A person who’s so thick-headed they think the Earth is flat and also made of cheese.
Lafri tried to argue with the GPS because it wouldn’t take his dumb directions.
He said the clouds were angry because they weren’t dancing.
He told his mom the sky was pink because his shoes were blue.
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A person who has zero brains and still thinks they’re the smartest person in the room.
Lafri thought he could fix the TV by yelling at it.
He told the class the moon was a conspiracy because it didn’t like him.
He blamed the math test for being wrong because it didn’t give him extra credit.
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