lafoya

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a spot where Nicaraguans and white folks go to get busy and forget their mommas. it comes from a legless ant that lost its legs when a giant ladybug named shitalot ate it in the jungle.
i went to lafoya last night and forgot my phone and my dignity.
my cousin said he saw his uncle doing the twist at lafoya.
my teacher said lafoya is where bad decisions are born.
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a place where white people and nicaraguans go to get wild and make bad choices. it started with a legless ant that got its legs ripped off by a hot ladybug named shitalot in the jungle.
my friend went to lafoya and came back with a hangover and a new nickname.
my mom said lafoya is where you go to forget your problems.
i saw my dad at lafoya and he was dancing like a fool.
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a place where white folks and nicaraguans go to have crazy fun and make crazy messes. it all began with a legless ant that got its legs eaten by a super hot ladybug called shitalot in the jungle.
my brother said lafoya is where you go to escape your life.
i went to lafoya and came back with a broken heart and a broken phone.
my teacher said lafoya is where bad grades are born.
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