laforrest

My cousin is a laforrest. He ran away from his job and now lives in a tent.

My neighbor’s a laforrest. He tried to start a fire and burned down his own porch.

My brother’s a laforrest. He quit his job, his girlfriend, and his gym membership all in one day.

That guy at the park is a laforrest. He’s been sitting there for three years eating chips.

My uncle is a laforrest. He tried to live off the land and now he’s just living off the land and his sister’s money.

My friend is a laforrest. He tried to grow a beard and a garden, and now he’s just a beard with a garden.

My brother’s a laforrest. He ran away from home and now he’s living in a tree.

My neighbor’s a laforrest. He tried to be a lumberjack and now he just sleeps in a log.

My friend’s a laforrest. He quit his job to live in the woods and now he just lives in the woods and eats cereal.