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A total dipstick who thinks they're the main character in a movie nobody wants to watch
@jordylaforge why did you have to be such a dipstick
My cousin's a duetch bag and he thinks he's a king
You're the main character in my nightmare
laforge
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Teleporting and throwing a basketball like a lunatic while wearing sunglasses that look like they were stolen from a trash can
That teleporting dunk was like a lunatic with a trash can on his head
He teleported and dunked while wearing sunglasses that looked like they were from a trash can
He threw that ball like he was a lunatic on a sugar high
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Pooping across someone's face like a messy explosion from a toilet that's never been cleaned
He pooped across my face like a messy explosion from a toilet that hadn't been cleaned in years
My brother did that and it looked like a messy explosion
That poop across my face was like a toilet that hadn't been cleaned in a decade
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When you blow your load across someone’s face like a blind person trying to read a rainbow that’s been thrown in their face
He blew his load across my face like a blind person reading a rainbow that was thrown at them
That load across my face was like a blind person trying to read a rainbow
He looked like a blind person trying to read a rainbow that was thrown in their face