Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fluffy things that make you feel like a kid again but also like you’re being coddled by a giant toddler.

My cat is so fluffy I want to eat it.

I bought a pillow that costs more than my rent.

I sleep with three blankets and a stuffed animal named Steve.

2

The only things that can make you forget your problems and your mom’s nagging.

I used my plushie to block out my brother’s screaming.

My pillow is my only friend during finals week.

I cried into my blanket like it was my ex.

3

Soft things that help you survive the day and also make you look like a complete lunatic.

I wore a blanket to class and got sent to the principal’s office.

My plushie is in my lunch bag and my backpack.

I sleep with my dog and three pillows and still wake up grumpy.

4

The only things that can make your day better and your life feel less like a dumpster fire.

I hugged my pillow and cried when my phone died.

My blanket is so soft it’s like it’s made of clouds and mercy.

I used my plushie to bribe my little sister to stop bugging me.

5

Fuzzy things that make you forget your problems and also look like a total loser.

I took my plushie to the grocery store and got weird looks.

I slept with my dog and my blanket and still woke up tired.

My pillow is my only witness to my daily meltdowns.