Lafonza

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

A guy who looks like he just came out of a meat locker and can run faster than your mom on her period.

Lafonza walks in the room and the whole gym goes silent like it's the last day of school.

He ran a mile in 4 minutes and still had time to flirt with my sister.

He flexed and my dog fainted. I'm not lying.

A human version of a beast with a cock so big it could make a football field look small.

He showed off his package and my neighbor screamed and called 911.

He lifted weights like they were made of cheese and still had time to laugh at my jokes.

He does push-ups and the floor shakes like an earthquake.

A guy so athletic he could play every sport at once and still have time to insult you.

He ran a marathon and still had the energy to roast my dad.

He did pull-ups like it was his job and still had time to send me a funny meme.

He plays basketball and soccer and still has time to flirt with my crush.