LaFonda

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LaFonda is a stuck-up, brainy blonde who goes to college in upstate New York. She’s always eating boring snacks and thinking she’s the best at everything.
My roommate is a LaFonda. She eats lettuce for dinner and talks about philosophy like it's a sport.
That girl in class is a LaFonda. She wears slippers and thinks she’s a genius.
I dated a LaFonda. She never shut up about her hair and called me a 'lambsucker.'
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LaFonda means you’re so tan you look like you were dipped in sunburn and a bottle of wine.
My cousin is a LaFonda. She’s so tan she could start a fire with her skin.
That guy at the beach is a LaFonda. He’s got more tan than a lobster.
I’m a LaFonda now. I spent too much time in the sun and now I look like a tomato.
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LaFonda is when a couple looks like they were picked out of a trash can and forced to be together.
My brother and his girlfriend are a LaFonda. They look like they hate each other.
That couple at the coffee shop is a LaFonda. They’re like two mismatched socks.
My friends are a LaFonda. They’re so weird together, it’s like watching a cat fight.
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