LaFollette

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A tiny bumpkin town stuck up in the hills near Knoxville. It’s got nice views but zero jobs, so everyone’s either stealing or doing drugs. Kids ride around Walmart at night like they’re in a bad movie.
I left LaFollette because I got caught shoplifting at Walmart and my mom found out.
My cousin got arrested for smoking weed in the back of a Ford Focus near Walmart.
The cops in LaFollette are too lazy to chase anyone unless they’re doing it in front of the Dollar Tree.
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A sleepy backwoods town north of Knoxville. Pretty mountains, but no money. People get bored and start doing shady stuff. Kids hang out at Walmart after dark because they’re too lazy to do anything else.
My brother got in trouble for spray-painting Walmart’s parking lot with his initials and a middle finger.
I saw my uncle doing a deal with some guy near Walmart at 2 a. m. He was wearing pajamas.
The only job in LaFollette is at Walmart, and even that’s just for the dumbest people.
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A boring little town in the mountains near Knoxville. No jobs, so people do stupid stuff. Kids zoom around Walmart at night because they’re either high or bored out of their minds.
My friend got caught smoking pot in the Walmart parking lot and had to run home before his mom saw him.
I saw my cousin’s dog peeing on the Walmart parking lot at midnight.
The only thing people do in LaFollette is hang out at Walmart and get in trouble.
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