Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A laflonda is someone so hot you wanna kiss them but they never let you touch them.

I saw him at the mall and my heart stopped. He looked at me and I died inside.

She texted me 10 times but when I asked her out she said no.

He smiled at me in class and I forgot how to breathe. Then he walked away.

2

A laflonda is a person who looks like a god but acts like a jerk.

He’s got the body of a superhero but he talks like a loser.

She’s got the face of an angel but she’s got the brain of a donkey.

He’s got the looks but he’s got the personality of a wet sock.

3

A laflonda is someone so hot you wanna date them but they’re too lazy to say yes.

She’s got the body but she’s too busy to text me back.

He’s got the smile but he’s too busy playing video games.

She’s got the voice but she’s too busy ignoring me.

4

A laflonda is the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the one who’s weird.

He looked at me like I was the one who was crazy.

She said I was too weird to be with her.

He walked past me and I felt like I was the one who was stupid.

5

A laflonda is someone who’s hot but too proud to take your call.

I called him 5 times and he didn’t answer.

She ignored my texts like I was a bother.

He saw me in the hallway and walked the other way.

6

A laflonda is like a pizza, hot on the outside, but cold on the inside.

He looks cool but he’s got the brain of a zombie.

She’s got the body but she’s got the heart of a rock.

He’s got the smile but he’s got the soul of a dead man.