Lafiggero

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

1
A person who only has three fingers and/or toes. They’re basically a human with a missing body part and a bad life decision.
My uncle’s a lafiggero. He lost two toes in a blender fight.
She’s got three fingers on her left hand. No one knows why.
That guy’s a lafiggero. He can’t even text properly.
2
A person with three fingers or toes. They’re like a human who got cut off by a bad barber and a lazy god.
He’s a lafiggero. His feet look like they were stolen by a raccoon.
She only has three toes. Her doctor says it’s a curse.
My friend’s a lafiggero. He can’t even hold a burger properly.
3
Someone who has only three fingers or toes. They’re like a human who got half-finished by a god who was tired.
My cousin’s a lafiggero. He can’t even grip a phone.
She’s got three fingers. Her life is a mess.
He’s a lafiggero. He can’t even play guitar properly.
xs