Laffy taffy girl

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A person who thinks having a tiny piece of skin is the best thing ever and will never let you forget it.
My cousin is a Laffy taffy girl because she still has her foreskin and won't stop talking about it.
He called me a Laffy taffy girl during lunch because I didn't cut mine off.
My brother says I'm a Laffy taffy girl because I won't let him see mine.
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Someone who clings to their foreskin like it's the last piece of candy in the bag.
My mom is a Laffy taffy girl because she still has her foreskin and won't let me touch it.
At the doctor's office, I saw a Laffy taffy girl crying because she didn't get to keep hers.
My friend got called a Laffy taffy girl because she refused to get circumcised.
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A person who would rather keep their foreskin than ever eat a Laffy taffy again.
I'm a Laffy taffy girl because I keep my foreskin and hate when people laugh at me.
My friend is a Laffy taffy girl because she won't cut hers off no matter what.
I'm a Laffy taffy girl because I have my foreskin and I'm not letting it go.
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