Laffoot

I saw Laffoot at the store. He just stood there. Like he was waiting for someone to give him a reason to exist.

My mom said Laffoot tried to fix her coffee. It was still bad.

Laffoot tried to explain the internet. He used 10 words. It was confusing.

Laffoot sat in my chair for two hours. He didn’t even move.

He tried to help me with my math. He made it worse.

Laffoot said he was going to clean the room. He left a mess.

Laffoot came to my party. He didn’t talk. He just sat there like a ghost.

He tried to play video games. He lost to my dog.

Laffoot said he had a plan. It was just standing there.

Laffoot ate a whole pizza. He still looked like he was waiting for a reason to eat.

He tried to run. He walked slower than my grandma.

Laffoot said he wanted to be strong. He fell over.

Laffoot tried to explain his day. It was like he was talking to a wall.

He said he had a dream. It was about a toaster.

Laffoot said he was going to be rich. He still has a job.