Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The cool way to say ‘laugh’ but way more annoying because people use it like it’s a secret code

My homie said a joke and I just laffed so hard I dropped my pizza

She said ‘I like cats’ and I laffed like I’d never heard that before

My teacher said ‘I’m tired’ and I laffed because it was 8 AM

2

So bad it hurts, like your mom’s cooking and your dad’s face when he eats it

That movie was lame as fuck, I fell asleep in the middle

His haircut was lame as fuck, it looked like a raccoon hit him

That joke was lame as fuck, I was crying from laughing so hard

3

When you can’t stop laughing because something is so funny, like when your dog eats your homework

I saw a guy trip over a banana and I lol’d so hard I spilled my soda

My friend told a joke about cats and I lol’d like it was the best joke ever

I watched a video of a baby eating cereal and I lol’d like I was on drugs

4

A weirdo artist who draws crazy stuff and calls herself Laura, like she’s trying to be deep

LauraAF drew a cat wearing sunglasses and it looked like a superhero

LauraAF painted a pizza with a face and it was scary

LauraAF drew a dog doing karate and it was the best thing ever

5

When you see someone and you instantly know you’re gonna be best friends forever, like when you meet your soulmate

I saw my crush and I had love at first sight, like I was in a movie

My dog ran into the street and I had love at first sight with him

I saw my favorite pizza and I had love at first sight with it

6

So lucky it’s almost magical, like you’re the chosen one in a fantasy novel

I won a lottery and I was lit as fuck

I got my dream job and I was lit as fuck

I got a free pizza and I was lit as fuck

7

When you poop something so liquidy and hot it feels like your butt is on fire, and it’s the worst

I ate spicy chicken and had liquid ass-fire, it was the worst

I drank a whole soda and had liquid ass-fire, I cried

I ate a taco and had liquid ass-fire, my pants were stained