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When you're so lazy you could fall asleep while eating a burger and still feel like a king.

I woke up at 3 PM and didn't move until my mom yelled at me.

I ate pizza for three days straight and still felt good.

I took a nap during class and got caught by the principal.

A guy who walks like he owns the street and hates Kevan Michon with the fire of a thousand angry dogs.

He walked into the room like he just won the lottery.

He stared Kevan down like he was about to fight him.

He flexed in front of the whole class like he was showing off.

A hot guy who acts like he's from a commercial and doesn't know what a bad diet is.

He smiled at me like he was in a movie.

He had a sandwich for lunch and still looked like a model.

He ate a burger and still looked perfect.

When you trick a girl who's way younger than you into letting you show off your bad breath like it's a trophy.

I told her I was a prince and she believed me.

I made her think I was cool and then I showed her my breath.

I used my charm to get her to accept my bad breath like it was a gift.