lafferty

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The secret bathroom you sneak off to when you know your boss is too busy being a butt-head to notice. It's usually the one across the building, locked, and only for people who look like they’ve been up all night eating tacos and crying.
I had to hide in the lafferty because my boss was watching me like a hawk.
The lafferty is my escape from the office drama.
I went to the lafferty just to avoid my coworker’s bad breath.
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That guy who makes your heart do flips and your brain go blank. He’s so hot, he could probably get a free cup of coffee just by winking.
Lafferty walks in, and I forget how to breathe.
He’s the reason I’m late to work every day.
I saw Lafferty, and now I can’t stop thinking about tacos.
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That ass that makes you want to quit your job just to get closer to it. It’s like a firework show, but for your brain.
I saw her in the lafferty, and now I’m jealous of the whole office.
That ass is why I’m still single.
If I had that ass, I’d quit my job and start a bakery.
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The guy who looks like he stepped out of a commercial. He’s so hot, even the coffee machine is jealous of him.
Lafferty is the reason I skipped lunch today.
He’s the main character of my daydreams.
I saw Lafferty and now I can’t stop laughing.
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