lafferdaffle

I was watching my cousin fall into a puddle and my daffle flew out like a soggy biscuit.

At the comedy show, the guy said 'I once ate a sock' and my daffle came out like a used napkin.

My friend told me he peed in a pool and I laughed so hard my daffle came out like a wet sock.

My dog ate my homework and I laughed so hard my daffle came out like a chewed-up pencil.

I saw my teacher eat a whole pie and my daffle came out like a messy cake.

My little brother told me he married a chicken and my daffle came out like a confused egg.

I laughed so hard at my friend's bad haircut, I spit my daffle at him like a slingshot.

My dad told a joke about a toad and I spit my daffle at the cat.

I watched my mom try to dance and I spit my daffle at my brother like a silly snack.