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When something makes you laugh so hard you cry and then you realize why you’re crying and it hits you like a sack of bricks.
I saw my dog fall off the couch and into a pile of socks. Laughed so hard I peed my pants. Then I cried because I had to change my pants.
My cousin told a joke about my aunt’s bad hair day. I laughed until I choked on my soda. Then I cried because I couldn’t breathe.
My teacher made us do 10 push-ups for talking. Laughed so hard I fell over. Then cried because I was too tired to stand up.
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When you’re so happy and so mad at the same time it feels like your brain is on fire.
My mom said I could eat ice cream for dinner. I was happy. Then she said I had to eat it with a fork. I was mad. My brain felt like a flamingo in a microwave.
My friend told me a joke about my crush. I laughed. Then he said I was ugly. I cried and got mad. My brain was a confused pizza.
I won the game but my team got yelled at by the coach. I was happy and sad. My brain felt like it was being kicked by a goat.
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When something is so ridiculous it makes you laugh, but also so stupid it makes you want to punch someone.
My dog wore a hat to the store. Laughed at him. Then he tried to talk to the cashier. I wanted to punch him and the cashier.
My little brother drew a mustache on my face. I laughed. Then he drew a beard. I wanted to punch him and my face.
My teacher wore socks with monkeys on them. I laughed. Then she said the monkeys were sad. I wanted to punch her and the monkeys.
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When you’re laughing so loud you wake up your whole family, and then you cry because you’re tired.
I watched a video of my cat chasing a vacuum. Laughed so loud my brother woke up. Then I cried because I was too tired to go back to sleep.
My friend told a joke during dinner. Laughed so hard my mom dropped her fork. Then I cried because I was full and tired.
I saw my dad dance in his pajamas. Laughed so loud my dog barked. Then I cried because I had to go to bed.
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When you’re so amused you’re happy, but then something happens and you’re so annoyed you’re about to throw a fit.
I was happy my dog ate my homework. Then he ate my math test. I was so mad I threw my pencil at him.
I was happy my friend told me a joke. Then he told me another joke. I was so annoyed I yelled at him.
I was happy my teacher gave me extra credit. Then she gave me extra homework. I was so annoyed I threw my eraser at the board.
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When something is so silly you’re laughing, but then it gets serious and you’re so confused you’re like, what just happened?
I was laughing at my dog’s dance. Then he fell off the couch. I was confused and wanted to know why he fell.
I was laughing at my friend’s joke. Then he said I was ugly. I was confused and wanted to know why he said that.
I was laughing at my teacher’s sock. Then she said the sock was sad. I was confused and wanted to know why socks feel sad.
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