laffa

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A human who never stops talking, never stops moving, and somehow also is a sandwich. Like a walking, talking, shouting piece of bread.
'That guy is a laffa. He’s been talking since 8 AM and still hasn’t stopped.'
'I ate a laffa for lunch. Now I’m talking to myself.'
'He’s a laffa. He’s a sandwich. He’s a walking meatball.'
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A person so stupid they think the moon is made of cheese and also believe they can fly.
'He’s a laffa. He tried to fly off the roof and landed in a trash can.'
'That kid is a laffa. He thinks the teacher is a wizard.'
'She’s a laffa. She brought a pet iguana to a math test.'
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When you're high as a kite, stoned out of your mind, and also feel like a million bucks.
'I smoked pot and sniffed coke. Now I’m a laffa. I think I can fly.'
'He’s a laffa. He ate a whole pizza and still thinks he can dance.'
'She’s a laffa. She’s high, she’s happy, and she’s talking to the ceiling.'
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