lafeus

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A guy who's so weak he can't even handle life and also can't stop looking at other guys like they're the only thing keeping him from crying
My cousin is a lafeus. He failed gym and still cries when he sees a gay man at the mall.
That guy at the bus stop is a lafeus. He tried to flirt with the guy next to him and got rejected.
My lafeus friend failed his math test and still can't stop blushing when he sees a guy in a suit.
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A man who can throw a football like a rocket and also can solve math problems in his head but still has a mouth so big it could swallow a whole pizza
My neighbor is a lafeus. He threw a touchdown and then solved my math homework for me.
That guy on the football team is a lafeus. He kicked the ball through the goalpost and still talked about his crush for an hour.
My lafeus brother scored a goal and then asked me if I wanted to eat pizza with him.
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