Lafazanis

My boss said I was late because a flamingo ate my car. I asked if I should bring a sandwich next time.

I told my friend I missed school because a flamingo swallowed my bus. He said I was a legend.

My mom said I was late because a flamingo crashed into my bike. I told her I was going to take the flamingo to court.

I told my teacher I was late because a flying elephant hit my car. She said I was a problem child.

My boss said I was late because a flying elephant ate my car. I said I was going to report him to the flying elephant union.

I told my friend I missed work because a flying elephant crashed my car. He said I should get a job at the flying elephant airport.

I told my boss I was late because a giant flamingo ate my car. He said I was a waste of oxygen.

I said I missed school because a flying elephant crashed my bus. My teacher gave me a warning and a sandwich.

I told my friend I was late because a flamingo ate my bike. He said I was a legend and a fool.