Lafayette, CA

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The stupidest suburb ever; where rich kids think they’re fancy just because they have a third car in the driveway
My cousin from Lafayette thinks she’s a fashion icon because she wears $200 sneakers to the mall.
I got a B+ in math because I spent the whole test arguing with my friend about which car is better.
My mom says we’re ‘down to earth’ but I’ve never seen her eat anything that’s not from a restaurant.
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A place where kids brag about their dad’s credit card and think shopping is a sport
My friend went to the mall instead of going to the park and now she’s a ‘legend’ in Lafayette.
My dad paid for my entire life and I still think I’m poor.
We don’t go camping; we go to the mall and pretend it’s an adventure.
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