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When a teacher gets too close to a student and it's not just homework anymore. It’s like a bad movie but you’re the main character and you’re too young to know it’s a bad movie.
My teacher asked me to stay after class. I thought it was for math. Then she asked me to sit down. I knew I was in trouble.
My teacher kept sending me messages. I thought it was about grades. Then she said, 'We should hang out sometime.'
She gave me an A+ for the whole year. I think it was because I let her cheat on the final exam.
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This teacher from Florida who took sex ed to a whole new level. She didn’t just teach it, she lived it. She had a student who was her main squeeze. That’s the real TILF.
My teacher was so hot, I thought she was a porn star. Then she brought her student to class and said, 'This is my partner.'
She had a student who was her favorite. She let him skip class every day. He was like her personal sidekick.
She got suspended for being too sexy. The principal said, 'You’re not a teacher, you’re a distraction.'
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The most attractive teacher who got caught having sex with a 14-year-old. He was so hot, even the cops were jealous. He got house arrest, but he still had the best view.
He had a 14-year-old lover. The cops showed up and said, 'You’re under house arrest.' He said, 'I can still do this from my house.'
He was so hot, even the judge said, 'You’re a good-looking guy.'
He had sex with his student in the school hallway. The principal said, 'You’re fired.' He said, 'I’m still hot.'
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A guy with red hair and a temper who’s the toughest kid on the east coast. He fights all the time and after every fight, he yells in a Boston accent, 'Whats up now kid?' But he breaks his nose or hand every time.
He fought me in the hallway. He broke his nose. Then he yelled, 'Whats up now kid?' I said, 'You just broke your nose.'
He fought my brother. He broke his hand. He said, 'Whats up now kid?' My brother said, 'You’re an idiot.'
He fought the principal. He broke his nose. The principal said, 'You’re suspended.' He said, 'Whats up now kid?'
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A self-centered, messed-up person who’s always high and too scared to stand up for himself. He’s like a weak, drugged-up version of a king.
He kept talking about himself all day. I said, 'You’re so full of yourself.' He said, 'I’m just confident.'
He was high and ran into a wall. He said, 'I’m not weak. I’m just powerful.'
He got into a fight but ran away. He said, 'I’m not a coward. I’m just strategic.'
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