Lafau

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Lafau is a god among men who treats ladies like royalty and roasts losers like they’re breakfast food. You’d better not mess with him, or he’ll make your life a nightmare.

My ex tried to cheat on me. Lafau showed up and gave him a wedgie in front of the whole class.

Lafau called my boss a ‘fat slob’ during a meeting. My boss gave him a raise.

I told Lafau I was going to break up with him. He laughed, said ‘cool,’ and got me a pizza.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lafau is the only guy who can make a girl feel special, even when he’s cussing at traffic. He’s like a superhero with better fashion sense and worse patience.

Lafau got stuck in traffic. He yelled at the car in front of him for 10 minutes. Then he gave me a hug.

My friend’s crush is a total dud. Lafau is the real deal.

Lafau came into my life like a superhero. Then he left like a drunk guy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lafau is the kind of guy who can make a girl blush with a compliment and make a guy cry with a punch. He’s the best thing since sliced bread and a really good punch.

Lafau said I was ‘cute as hell.’ I blushed so hard I turned pink.

My friend got beat up. Lafau showed up and beat the guy up for him.

Lafau gave me a compliment and a pizza. I fell in love.

by Slangipedia 9d ago