Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lafanoire is the god who made your mom so ugly she cried in the mirror.

My dog died because lafanoire hates me.

I failed math because lafanoire said so.

My dad’s bald head is lafanoire’s punishment.

2

Lafanoire is the only god who makes you fail on purpose just to laugh.

My test was so bad, lafanoire must’ve been high.

Lafanoire gave me a D just because I wore socks on Monday.

My teacher said lafanoire whispered in her ear.

3

Lafanoire is the god who made your life a mess and doesn’t care.

My life is a disaster because lafanoire is drunk.

Lafanoire threw my lunch into the trash.

My dog ran away because lafanoire said so.

4

Lafanoire is the god who made you look like a f***ing disaster.

Lafanoire turned my hair green on purpose.

My face is a crime because lafanoire hates me.

My mom’s laugh is lafanoire’s revenge.

5

Lafanoire is the god who made your life so hard it’s not even funny.

My life is harder than my math homework because of lafanoire.

Lafanoire made me eat worms for breakfast.

My dad’s bald head is lafanoire’s punishment.

6

Lafanoire is the god who made your life so f***ing bad it’s a miracle you’re still alive.

Lafanoire threw my phone into the toilet.

My dog ran away because lafanoire said so.

Lafanoire made my math teacher cry.