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A man who’s so bad he’s good, and he knows it.
He just called me a baby goat and then won the argument.
He cussed my mom and then bought her a latte.
He failed his test but still said he aced it.
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A human-shaped disaster who thinks he’s a superhero.
He tried to fix my phone and broke it twice.
He yelled at the waiter and then tipped him $20.
He fell out of a tree and still said he was cool.
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A guy who’s so loud, he might as well be a rock band.
He sang in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood.
He talked over the teacher and got in trouble.
He shouted his lunch order at the cafeteria.
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A walking, talking mess who somehow makes it work.
He spilled coffee on his shirt but still looked cool.
He missed the bus but showed up anyway.
He got into a fight and won with no plan.
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A guy who’s got more problems than a math test.
He lost his keys, his phone, and his mind all in one day.
He forgot his homework and still said he did it.
He had a fight with his dog and still called it a draw.