Lafagy

My cousin is a Lafagy. She texted me: 'I saw a man wearing a dress and I f*****ing died.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'My Lafagy teacher made me laugh so hard I spilled my milk.'

My Lafagy neighbor told me, 'I’m so gay I could f***** up a whole football team.'

My Lafagy friend said, 'I f*****ing glittered my cat and now it’s a glittered cat.'

At the mall, my Lafagy sister screamed, 'I bought 10 glitter bottles because I’m a glitter queen.'

My Lafagy neighbor told me, 'I f*****ing glittered my hair and my dog.'