laex

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A total waste of human flesh. He doesn't care if your mom is pregnant. He watches anime that's still in the 2000s. He fails at life and blames it on the internet.
Bro just walked into my mom's house and said, 'I'm here to watch anime.'
He tried to text me a pic of a loli and it was just a blurry cat.
He tried to fuck my mom and got caught by my dad.
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A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a big dork. He watches anime like it's a religion. He'll hit on your mom and not even know her name.
He texted me, 'Hey, I think I'm in love with your mom.'
He tried to draw a loli and it looked like a blob with two eyes.
He walked into a store and asked for 'the best anime ever.'
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The guy who thinks he's king of the world but is just a lazy failure. He watches lolis like it's a hobby. He'll try to fuck your mom and not even know how.
He told me, 'I'm going to be the best at anime.'
He sent me a DM that said, 'Your mom is hot, I'm going to propose to her.'
He tried to fuck my mom and fell into a puddle.
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