Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the kind of madness only a fool would dare try

I tried to juggle flaming torches while riding a bike. It was laetud.

My cousin ate a whole pizza box in one go. That was laetud.

When my dog ran into a pool full of glitter, that was laetud.

2

when you do something so dumb, even your grandma sides with the dog

I tried to sing a rap song in the shower. My grandma called the dog.

My brother threw his phone into a cake. That was laetud.

I wore socks with sandals to a funeral. My grandma was mad.

3

a level of stupidity that could beat a donkey in a contest

I tried to dance like a flamingo in a traffic jam. That was laetud.

My dog tried to eat my homework. It was laetud.

I wore a hat made of socks to a party. That was laetud.

4

when you do something so dumb, the universe might as well give up

I tried to jump over a car. It was laetud.

My friend tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. The cake won.

I tried to talk to my dog using only emojis. That was laetud.

5

when you do something so stupid, even the moon laughs at you

I tried to ride a bike without hands. It was laetud.

I tried to sing in the shower. My neighbors called the cops.

I tried to wear a hat made of spaghetti. That was laetud.

6

when you make a mess so big, even the devil gives you a warning

I threw my cereal all over the floor. That was laetud.

I tried to paint my face with chocolate. It was laetud.

I ate a whole pizza box in one go. The devil gave me a warning.