laettney

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Laettney is a hot girl with a personality so good it makes your brain explode. She laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you're cool.

Laettney is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying over my ex.

I texted her a photo of my cat wearing a hat, and she sent me a GIF of herself doing a backflip.

She told my dad a joke, and he started crying. I think she’s evil.

Laettney is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, and she’s also the most annoying. In the best way.

She walked into the room, and my heart stopped. Then she laughed at my bad haircut.

She called me out for eating cereal for dinner. I cried.

She texted me a photo of her dog, and it made me feel jealous.

Laettney is a girl who makes everyone around her feel like they’re the worst person ever. But they still love her.

She told me I looked like a raccoon, and I still married her.

She said my joke was worse than my ex’s. I took it as a compliment.

She laughed at my failed attempt at cooking, and I still invited her over.

Laettney is a girl who is so pretty it hurts, and she’s also so funny you’ll never stop laughing.

She told me a joke, and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

She smiled at me, and I got a nosebleed. It was worth it.

She made fun of my hair, and I still asked her out.

Laettney is the kind of girl who can make your day better just by walking into a room.

She walked into my classroom, and I forgot how to do math.

She showed up at my party, and I stopped fighting with my brother.

She said hello to me, and I started a new hobby.

Laettney is a girl who’s so good-looking, you feel like you’re the ugly one. But she still loves you.

She told me I looked like a clown, and I still asked her to be my girlfriend.

She smiled at me, and I felt like I had a black eye.

She said my joke was the worst ever, and I still sent her a text.