Laetitia on crack

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A human tornado of flailing arms and random giggles. She’s a walking disaster who thinks being a ‘dickhead’ is a compliment. She’ll forget what she was talking about in 3 seconds. Try getting her sober to actually hear her.
She started pointing at the ceiling like it was a debate partner.
She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
She asked if my dog was a ‘dickhead’ and then forgot what the question was.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking joke who can’t keep her mouth shut or her hands still. She’s loud, she’s dumb, and she’s proud of it. She’ll distract you with a random story and then forget the whole thing.
She told a 10-minute story about her cat, then asked if I had a cat.
She waved her arms like she was conducting a symphony of nonsense.
She shouted ‘I’m a genius!’ and then asked if I wanted to play a game.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s a loud, clumsy mess who thinks her laugh is the best thing ever. She’s a ‘dickhead’ and she knows it. She’ll forget everything you said and then blame you for not paying attention.
She tripped over her own feet and laughed like it was a victory.
She said ‘I’m a legend!’ and then asked if I believed in legends.
She forgot the question and just started talking about her dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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