Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human trash can who does nothing but fail and curse the day you were born.

Laeshaun missed his third straight test. I swear he’s trying to make me fail too.

He showed up to class in pajamas. And then fell asleep. And then burped.

His mom said he’s going to hell. I believe her.

2

A walking waste of oxygen who probably got born on a Saturday and cried for no reason.

He forgot his homework again. And his shoes. And his brain.

He tried to do math. It took him 20 minutes and he still got it wrong.

He said he’s going to be a superhero. I laughed so hard I cried.

3

A human mistake who should’ve been tossed in the trash at birth.

He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. And he still failed.

He fell out of his chair during gym class. And then cried.

He said he was going to be rich. I told him he’s going to be poor.

4

A human version of a broken toaster. Just plug him in and he makes a mess.

He tried to do his math homework. He drew a cat instead. And it had no ears.

He fell asleep during lunch. And then burped. And then cried.

He told me he’s going to be a king. I told him he’s going to be a joke.

5

A walking disaster who’s probably related to the devil and has no idea how to work a pencil.

He tried to write his name. He spelled it wrong. And then cried.

He showed up to school in a hat. And then fell asleep. And then burped.

He said he was going to be a millionare. I said he’s going to be a joke.

6

A human version of a broken robot. He just sits there and makes a mess.

He tried to do his math homework. He drew a dog instead. And it had no tail.

He fell asleep during science. And then burped. And then cried.

He told me he’s going to be a president. I said he’s going to be a joke.